Who Needs a Job? I am an Inventor!

Check it out. I have the mad skillz of invention: The Baby Buggy Mower.

See I was sitting on the couch today, enjoying day time TV as is the fashion for the fabulously unemployed, when I saw a TV commerical for a baby buggy.

See that's when I noticed that the same technique for pushing a buggy is the same for mowing a lawn.

So why not combine baby buggies with lawn mowing?

Babies are starting to get too fat and so they could use the extra fresh air. See it also totally fits in with the whole Yummy Mummy, fitness craze going on right now.

I could sell videos that show Paula Abdul teaching mothers how to work out and cut the grass using stylish moves and 80's retro music. Just picture Paula and friends pushing my Baby Mower to the sound of Mister Mister's "Broken Wings".

Then I can get more product sales going by running late night infomercials with Paula and her B-list friends.

Pretty soon the money will start rolling in. Who needs a job? I got the Baby Buggy Mower.