Have You Seen This Chileano?

So I've been back in Vancouver for exactly a week now and it's been a great rest. After traveling Hong Kong, Mainland China, Macau, Singapore, and Japan, I fought my way past San Francisco and landed in Vancouver.

Los Americanos est mui diablo! Aye mi dios....

Anyhow I've been reconnecting with the peeps over here and it feels good to see old friends and family again. Does it feel strange to be in the West again?

YEah.

Can I tell you how? Well...that would require a few pints and some slow time. If you got some, so do I.

Anyhow since I've been back the one question that alot of The People have is "Where is Rodrigo?". Well best we know he went back to Chile and is in the process of eating a whole cow, piece by piece.

Just so you know, Rodrigo is my buddy from the MBA program here in Canada. He went away to Shanghai when I went to Hong Kong. We travelled together, got drunk together, and figured out the answer to the meaning of life while we were lost in China. Too bad we were drunk so I forgot the answer.

Anyhow, I miss you buddy. We all do. You gotta send me some contact information 'cause one day soon I just might ask you to meet me in Cuba where we can have Cuba Libre, Mohito, and the cigars that are so good I am sure God always has a couple in his pocket.

I need you back in my life dude. No one else in the world can understand the shame and pain of that awful shitter we used on that dirty barge in the middle of China. We are a support group of two. Sometimes I don't think I will ever be totally clean no matter how many showers I take. Even now I have trouble looking men in the eyes.

So dude, please get back to us when you can. Put down that piece of beef and send us an email soon. The People have spoken.