Toronto is Third World Sticky

Damn it is hot and sticky here! I haven't felt this kind of weather since my last trip to the equator!

Hogtown has been suffering uder 30 degrees of blazing sun this last week, but the real b**ch is the humidity. The smog traps the heat and the humidity pops through the roof. For those of you out there who don't know what this means, it means that the air outside is like standing in a pot of thick soup. You could scoop some of the air into a ziplock bag and save it for later like gravy.

If Spike Lee knew what he was talking about when he did "Do the Right Thing", then I am expecting the crime here to jump as well. It might even start with me when I kick the ass of the next unfortunate person to ask me if I think it is "hot enough for me?".